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You're Very Fat Body Tell Death Do As Part

Two weeks ago, I saw this written on a taxi infront of me.

Tell death do as part. Just call my name Richard.

Classic! As my friend Ma-an pointed out, "It's so brilliance! I think I'll introduce myself that way next time. Just call my name Ma-an."

And then Anna I. sent me an oldie but a goodie on email. Remember when this message made the rounds? Hilarious! And yes, I'm in a lait mood. Lait. Lait. And more lait. It's been a tough first quarter. I need a real stress break....

Actual letter found in a bar in Malate:

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I'm thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth you're the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I'm don't have any other choice but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I'm am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

Ps. You say that I'm the bad breathe But who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.

posted by Calai @ 12:14 PM