Spartan Love
Got this from my sister on email. I couldn't help imagining Hans saying this out loud. Why Hans? I have no idea. It's just so...Hans!300 film review by a Badinger-Z
Di kinaya ng powers ko ang kahotness ng movieness na itetch! It's raining men! (haleluya)! like go go go mga anik anik at ang mga mudramega taray ang haba ng hair production number clothing designer eklavu powerness! kaboom!
It's like go papa spartans! go delisyus fighting karne! i get so weak on the knees i can't hardly breath go go go! spapartans make bugbog the evil persia! make warla the queen xerxes.
At antaray naman ng lolaaaaaa xerxes mooooooo! nagmamaasim ang fingerlets ng hinawakan si spapartan head papa! ang entrance pang vilma with matching solid gold dancers itetch! with diamente ala maricel! wiiinnneeeeeer! ang eye brows ha! mega shoot to the stratosphere sa katarayan!
Ang warlahan ditetch daig pa ang rineregla sa dami ng vlood! at ang nacut neck na cutie spartan...nag cryola aketch! di kinaya ng emoticons ko ang death by tamponess ng cutie spartan. huhuhu.
I'm sure proud si mother ricky dahil ang ganduuuuuuuuh talaga ng moviengitetch. like super mega walang halong chorva!
PERO LYER SILA! binilang ko ang mga papa...di umabot ng 300. 127 lang ang mga spapartans! etchos!
posted by Calai @ 5:03 PM
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I see the interest the movide 300 is causing in the Philippines. Many Fi;ipinos will rember Leonidas and admire the sacrifice 300 made in defense of Greece. Few will realize that we have our own 300 who defended the Philippines agains the Amercans at the the Battle of Tirad Pass. Less will realize that they were led by a 22-year old named Gregorio del Pilar. Many will wonder where Tirad Pass. More will admit going to Pearl Harbor than even been to general area Tirad Pass. Many will wonder why there hasn't been a movie made about the most colorful battle against the Americans. They call it the Philippine Insurrection, we call it the Philippine-Amercian War.
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